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doubleca5t:

this is the hardest I have laughed at an ask in a LONG time

reynaisalesbian:

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reynaisalesbian:

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reynaisalesbian:

one thing that NEVER fails to crack me up about the lightning thief is how everyone is like oh haha percy is so SLOW on the uptake, but it’s ABSOLUTELY not his fault nobody explains SHIT to him lol

percy: hi mr brunner

chiron: oh that’s not my name actually

percy: um okay. does mr d stand for something?

dionysus: names are powerful things. you don’t just go around using them for no reason.

percy: can someone tell me what the hell is going on

chiron: did ur mom not tell u anything?

percy’s mom: *is now dead, had been keeping secrets because it was dangerous to tell him which chiron should KNOW because HE DID THE SAME THING

*percy sees the oracle* what’s up there?

chiron: not a single living thing

luke: you’ll be in cabin eleven until you get claimed.

percy: how long will that take?

*nobody answers*

and the ALL TIME WINNER:

annabeth: Monsters don’t die, Percy. They can be killed. But they don’t die.

percy thru the entire first half of the lightning thief:

ijaazat:

I gotta go I’m doing hot girl shit *continues to peel the yellow wallpaper*

chloedeckr:

period dramas are so sexy BECAUSE they wanna fuck SO BAD but they can’t. it’s all about the repressing, the wanting and the yearning and i just hnnnnghhhh–

haberdashing:

i have a little switch in my head. its two settings are “do everything immediately” and “do nothing at all”. i do not control what the switch is set to, and there is no third setting

juyeonms:

why does no one talk about how the raven cycle books give you memory loss?? like?? i don’t remember shit from those books. if you’d asked me for the plot now i’d be like ???

unclefather:

something went wrong in the laboratory when they made me, bestie

hobbithun:

*gets a sunny day in february* ah……aH…..summer is here my love…i cant even remember what it was like being cold……

honeysmoon:

If I’m not tending an organic vegetable garden at my cottage in the mountains with my lover in five years, then what’s the point?

dreamingnaiad:

the sheer level of galaxy brain jane austen was on when she wrote “if i loved you less i might be able to talk about it more”

semifinaldestination-deactivate:

Women be treating themselves to Special Coffee Drinks to motivate themselves to accomplish tedious errands

wreckurs:

me trying to cope: it doesn’t matter it doesn’t matter it doesn’t matter it doesn’t matter it doesn’t matter it doesn’t matter it doesn’t matter it doesn’t matter it

adampvrrish:

not to talk about doctor who but remember being a lonely depressed teenager and hearing him say ‘900 years of time and space and i’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important’

toadallybpd:

My emotions include:

• vibing

• not fucking vibing at ALL

ink-poisoning:

pseudophan:

ted cruz’s silence right now is deafening 

i have to stop finding things out this way